Ain't Born Typical
"I believe in the kindness of strangers. And when I’m at war with myself I ride, I just ride."

eighteen. feminist. world peace. dimepiece. reese's piece. my name is McKenna. sexuality: booty. i'm a (soon to be) model for SuicideGirls. i have no idea what i'm doing.

i blog:
Scarlett Johansson
sexy people



Lol yeah guy’s send me photos of your dicks

Send then dicks
Mom’s uni gift. Contains: 4 glow in the dark condoms, 2 ribbed condoms, 4 coloured condoms,4 flavoured condoms, 1 normal condom, 4 packets of lube, 1 female condom, a guide to giving rimjobs, and 2 guides to STDs.




Please don’t be mean to freshmen. Please don’t be mean to younger kids for no reason. It’s already difficult enough going through the transition process of changing schools. They don’t need you to be an asshole to them for no reason on top of that.

Once you’re a senior, you’ll feel different about this. Trust me.

I am a senior. 
And if you’re a senior you should ESPECIALLY not be harassing freshmen. you should know better. 

(via edibledairy)


Benefits of big hips:

Laundry basket rest
Yoga pants
Tiny human rest
Full size human rest
Hip checking those who challenge you
Ability to swing them wider than a cadillac
Model walk is 10x more dramatic
Taking up more space
Looking like a fertility goddess

(via forcethedooropen)


person: so what have you been up to
me: (speaking very humble) well, I just got some new carpet.. it’s plush…
person: (trying not to sound envious) pl… plush? wow. I hear thats the nicest of all carpets
me: oh it’s nothing..

(via edibledairy)



christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose”

"a career" "financial security" "a sex life" "tuition for grad school" "alcohol" "a nap" "socks would be nice"

(via caseykawaii)


Looks like Steven Tyler had a good day